I'M A WRITER NOT A MORNING PERSON mug
Before anyone starts talking happily about how many hours they have been up doing stuff, retrieve this this mug from the cupboard, fill it with java, and shuffle off to your writing lair. As Neil Gaiman put it, "As far as I'm concerned, the entire reason for becoming a writer is not having to get up in the morning." Available in standard 11 oz. size, and large 15 oz. size (Edgar Allan Poe's first choice).