DIURNAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY TOO CHEERFUL mug
Grab this darkly humorous mug filled up with your favorite caffeine brew and sneak into your office, because there may be "morning" people lurking, ready to put a smile on your face before you've even had one sip. Son of a monkey! Ward off the cheerfulness before you're forced to do something you'll regret. Available in 11 oz. standard, and 15 oz. turbo-charged size.