DIURNAL PEOPLE ARE ENTIRELY TOO CHEERFUL hoodie
Grab a cup of coffee and sneak into your office, because there may be "morning" people lurking ready to put a smile on your face before you've even had one caffeine sip. Son of a monkey! Wear this mandatory nightowl's hoodie and ward off the cheerfulness before you're forced to do something you'll regret.
Heavyweight, cotton rich fleece, double-lined hood, front pouch pocket, cotton/poly hoodie; please see "size charts and apparel details" in the menu for size measurements and details.